I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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