let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
