tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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