My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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