great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
