I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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