Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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