did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
third nipple confirmed
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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