i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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