U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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