I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
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