Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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