My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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