At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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