the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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