dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
please don't ironically join a cult
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