just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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