may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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