i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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