Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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