she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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