do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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