It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize
