Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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