we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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