Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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