Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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