Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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