i used baking grease as lip gloss
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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