He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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