Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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