i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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