so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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