My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You've changed since you got that strap on
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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