Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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