no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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