so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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