had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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