His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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