Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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