well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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