Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
The power of my boobs compel you
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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