How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Randomize
