i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
