Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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