oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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