either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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