Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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