whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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