i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just pee around me
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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